|Michael Phelps, I'd like you to meet your newest rival.|
My niece, Lola, is fearless when it comes to water.
|The higher you toss her in the air, the more she loves you.|
Picture by John Midkiff.
|Now that's a kid who loves life.|
Picture by your's truly.
In other news, for the past month or so the left side of my face has been tingly and sore. My doctor said it was probably just a sinus infection and put me on antibiotics. The antibiotics didn't help, and the pain got worse. Then my front teeth started to ache, and I found a lump on my face right under my nose.
I made an appointment with the dentist yesterday, and took a seat in the waiting room beside a colorful aquarium. This guy swam over, nonchalantly, and attempted to suck out my soul. I think he was a Dementor.
|Expecto Patronum, asshole!|
|I know they say size doesn't matter...|