Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Road Toy

While stopped at a traffic light earlier today, I noticed that the red Toyota Camry in front of me had a license plate that said "Road Toy."  I chuckled to myself and thought, "just because your car is red, that doesn't make it a sports car."  Then I realized I wasn't being fair.  I imagined the Camry's owner walking into the DMV to get a license plate for their new car.
The DMV employee hands over the license plate, which by pure chance spells out "Road Toy."
"But, I don't want my license plate to say 'Road Toy,'" complains the Camry owner.
"Then you will just have to pay extra for a vanity plate," says the employee.

What a gyp.