Tuesday, March 13, 2012

If I Were President...

While sifting through a box of my childhood keepsakes, I found several elementary school assignments that my mom had kept.  I decided to share one that is particularly relevant in light of the current election hype.  At seven years old, I was asked to write my own presidential platform and to draw a picture to accompany it.  Here was the result:

Who needs the White House when you can live in a farm?

I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to slaving people.

Elect me, and I will tap-dance on tables in front of aliens while wearing bear feet.


  1. Actually, wasn't "just let me go back to my farm" George Washington's campaign slogan?

  2. This might honestly be the funniest thing I've ever read. I would vote for you if you ran for President. Or anything really. :)