While sifting through a box of my childhood keepsakes, I found several elementary school assignments that my mom had kept. I decided to share one that is particularly relevant in light of the current election hype. At seven years old, I was asked to write my own presidential platform and to draw a picture to accompany it. Here was the result:
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| Who needs the White House when you can live in a farm? |
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| I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to slaving people. |
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| Elect me, and I will tap-dance on tables in front of aliens while wearing bear feet. |
Actually, wasn't "just let me go back to my farm" George Washington's campaign slogan?
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteThis might honestly be the funniest thing I've ever read. I would vote for you if you ran for President. Or anything really. :)
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