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After much deliberation, I recently made my first big purchase using my law office credit card.
I'm not one for reading instruction manuals, unless I have to put the product together myself. I have made certain assumptions about what these warning symbols mean. Are they correct? Who knows. Who cares? Not I.
|Check tire pressure. I am definitely familiar with the exclamation |
symbol, as it has been lit up in my car for months now.
|No clapping! No matter how much this product delights you.|
|No shredding of tools. This product is strong,|
but not screwdriver strong.
|Don't feel the need to dress up when using this product.|
A button-up shirt and khakis will work just fine.
|Do not spray paint this product. |
It looks good just the way God made it.
|Do not use this product to trim your hair, even though you feel as|
though you can trust this magnificant machine with your very life.
|Finally, for the love of all things sacred, never, EVER, let children |
use this machine while they are holding hands with teddy bears.