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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

If I Were President...

While sifting through a box of my childhood keepsakes, I found several elementary school assignments that my mom had kept.  I decided to share one that is particularly relevant in light of the current election hype.  At seven years old, I was asked to write my own presidential platform and to draw a picture to accompany it.  Here was the result:

Who needs the White House when you can live in a farm?

I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to slaving people.

Elect me, and I will tap-dance on tables in front of aliens while wearing bear feet.

3 comments:

  1. Actually, wasn't "just let me go back to my farm" George Washington's campaign slogan?

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  2. This might honestly be the funniest thing I've ever read. I would vote for you if you ran for President. Or anything really. :)

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