Her breath is so outrageous, it led to the invention of breath mints.
She once ate a dollar... and pooped out a twenty.
The vet refused to spay her, claiming that his conscience would not let him alter something so perfect.
She won Best in Show at Westminster for three consecutive years. She never even entered.
Cesar Chavez obeys her commands.
She is the most interesting pug in the world.
|"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I wake up in strange places.|